Hi, i'm ali and i’m just some goofy loser. I like to think I’m an interesting person with a lot of life and compassion. please love me
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
youd need a designated answerer instead of driver
(via robot)@1 week ago with 254042 notes
i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.
hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.
(via robot)@1 week ago with 305361 notes
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I think you found a pretty good phrase to express that, actually.
(via sometimesisaythings)@1 week ago with 38121 notes
@1 week ago with 523310 notes
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING